queen—of—chaos:

@masinacardboardbox
These are macaroons.

And now I know.

queen—of—chaos:

@masinacardboardbox

These are macaroons.

And now I know.

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I forgot to turn my swag off and woke up with rustled Jimmies.

Me (via queen—of—chaos)

Breaking news- Rustled jimmies taste the exact same as regularly handled jimmies.


queen—of—chaos:

This is my children.

queen—of—chaos:

This is my children.

(via )


piikopiko:

.____.

piikopiko:

.____.

(via superbooties)


derperistical:

derperistical:

he just looks really
gay

reblogs for morning crowd
damn but its the afternoon

derperistical:

derperistical:

he just looks really

gay

reblogs for morning crowd

damn but its the afternoon

(via superbooties)



alejandrawr:

majss:

qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq:

monicle-lewinsky:

i’m a little teapot
short and stout
heir ist mein handle
heir ist mein spout
when ze jews all steam up i vant to shout
open ze oven and take zem out!

omfg im crying

this is so bad oh my goD jgyft

LOLd

alejandrawr:

majss:

qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq:

monicle-lewinsky:

i’m a little teapot

short and stout

heir ist mein handle

heir ist mein spout

when ze jews all steam up i vant to shout

open ze oven and take zem out!

omfg im crying

this is so bad oh my goD jgyft

LOLd

(via superbooties)


lalondeiraptor:

spookyhouse:

drunkenfist:

this is a better close up set of the bird in all its glory

i really hope you spent a good amount of time searching for this version, maf

this makes me so happy

oMG…….

(via superbooties)


betterbooktitles:

The best of Children’s Literature on Better Book Titles.

(via 0ssifrage)


vriskafuckinserket:

turntechgodmode:

nymphicus:

it’s probably not a good idea since it could get dirty easily…
well w/e it is thought that counts!! 

I just.This is perfect.;w; 

god why do i love the altern8s so much
davesprite and 8ro8ot are like
my favorites <3

vriskafuckinserket:

turntechgodmode:

nymphicus:

it’s probably not a good idea since it could get dirty easily…

well w/e it is thought that counts!! 

I just.
This is perfect.
;w; 

god why do i love the altern8s so much

davesprite and 8ro8ot are like

my favorites <3

(via arrayedscience)



The last GIF in your folder with words are your last words.

sheepshead-valle:

omg…

I will never stop laughing.

(via 0ssifrage)


OniMorter
youtube
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food-fix:

DIY pancakes (by -l.i.l.l.i.a.n-)

food-fix:

DIY pancakes (by -l.i.l.l.i.a.n-)

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