
Jegus fuck I see you sneaking your hand into my frenchfries just take one already.

I forgot to turn my swag off and woke up with rustled Jimmies.
Me (via queen—of—chaos)
Breaking news- Rustled jimmies taste the exact same as regularly handled jimmies.

he just looks really
gay
reblogs for morning crowd
damn but its the afternoon
(via superbooties)
THE CITY OF TOWNSVILLE.
okay now reblog it if you read both of those things in the voice.
(via sai-sei)

i’m a little teapot
short and stout
heir ist mein handle
heir ist mein spout
when ze jews all steam up i vant to shout
open ze oven and take zem out!
omfg im crying
this is so bad oh my goD jgyft
LOLd
(via superbooties)
this is a better close up set of the bird in all its glory
i really hope you spent a good amount of time searching for this version, maf
this makes me so happy
oMG…….
(via superbooties)

it’s probably not a good idea since it could get dirty easily…
well w/e it is thought that counts!!
I just.
This is perfect.
;w;god why do i love the altern8s so much
davesprite and 8ro8ot are like
my favorites <3
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